You want to clean this carpet? Oh, I didn't know. Wait a sec. Hack, piss, retch. Grin.

Sammy stared at Bel wide-eyed, his cheeks burning as his fingers froze around the ribbon tied into his thick, curly hair. His five inch...

Lieutenant Colonel Sel will be a queerio's favorite in the new Lighter fantasy book series. They are an outsider turned leader, someone...